{"id":1252,"date":"2006-06-22T00:50:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-21T19:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1252"},"modified":"2006-06-22T00:50:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-21T19:50:00","slug":"dont-mess-with-the-big-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1252","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t mess with the big cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.independent.co.uk\/world\/africa\/article1093528.ece\">Lions go on the offensive<\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Witnesses claim a pride of 15 lions attacked homes in Liboi and Kulan in the Garissa district on Sunday night, while villagers were asleep. Police reported that at least three people died and a further two were seriously injured.<\/p>\n<p>Senior politicians in the Garissa region said the attacks began after a Somali militia near the border with Kenya stole three cubs.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Let me be the first to welcome our new lion overlords.  Now give them back their babies, dammit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lions go on the offensive<\/p>\n<p>Witnesses claim a pride of 15 lions attacked homes in Liboi and Kulan in the Garissa district on Sunday night, while villagers were asleep. Police reported that at least three people died and a further two were seriously injured.<\/p>\n<p>Senior politicians in the Garissa region said the attacks began after <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1252\">Don&#8217;t mess with the big cats<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}