{"id":1214,"date":"2006-05-23T18:41:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-23T13:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1214"},"modified":"2006-05-23T18:41:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-23T13:41:00","slug":"myspace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1214","title":{"rendered":"Myspace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I hate myspace, but I hate being bad at anything worse than I hate myspace.  Therefore, any of you with a <a href=\"http:\/\/myspace.com\/fdmts\">myspace account<\/a> are encouraged to &#8220;friend&#8221; me.  That way, I can have more than my measly, pathetic, 14 friends.  Yes, I really do want to be one of those people with, like, a billion friends.  That way, I&#8217;ll be cool.  I&#8217;ll say &#8220;yes&#8221; to any friend request.<\/p>\n<p>Pleeeeeeeeeeeease be my friend.<\/p>\n<p>P.s:  I am painfully aware that this will not actually affect my coolness in any way.  However, it&#8217;s what I&#8217;ve got.  Work with me here.<\/p>\n<p>P.p.s:  <a href=\"http:\/\/jrtom.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">jrtom<\/a>, what sort of effect will that have on my neat little social network?  Huh?  Huh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I hate myspace, but I hate being bad at anything worse than I hate myspace. Therefore, any of you with a myspace account are encouraged to &#8220;friend&#8221; me. That way, I can have more than my measly, pathetic, 14 friends. Yes, I really do want to be one of those people with, like, a <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1214\">Myspace<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1214"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}