{"id":1202,"date":"2006-05-17T00:22:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-16T19:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1202"},"modified":"2006-05-17T00:22:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-16T19:22:00","slug":"day-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1202","title":{"rendered":"Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Safely home.  Hooray.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently we left the back door standing open the entire time we were away.  Not quite so hooray.<\/p>\n<p>My friend has apparently been passing bad checks, and I had the misfortune to be used as the delivery vehicle for his lies and deception.  Certainly not hooray.  It&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve been so angry that my joints ached.<\/p>\n<p>The alarm is set for ungodly:30 tomorrow.  Boo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Safely home. Hooray.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently we left the back door standing open the entire time we were away. Not quite so hooray.<\/p>\n<p>My friend has apparently been passing bad checks, and I had the misfortune to be used as the delivery vehicle for his lies and deception. Certainly not hooray. It&#8217;s been a while since I&#8217;ve <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1202\">Day<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1202"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}