{"id":1193,"date":"2006-05-04T11:35:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-04T06:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1193"},"modified":"2006-05-04T11:35:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-04T06:35:00","slug":"freakin-doctors-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1193","title":{"rendered":"Freakin&#8217; Doctors, man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The travel clinic is starting to aggravate me.<\/p>\n<p><!--more why-->I had an appointment this morning for 9:30 to get a typhoid shot (in preparation for the Haitian Vacation).  I didn&#8217;t manage to get there until 10:30 because of a series of trivial and avoidable screw-ups.  I was told that the doctor is totally booked until next week, and I missed my slot.  Sorry.<\/p>\n<p>I pointed out that I didn&#8217;t need to talk to the doctor, really.  I need to get vaccinated for Typhoid.  <\/p>\n<p>The nice lady at the desk reminded me that the doctor is quite busy.<\/p>\n<p>I suggested that, since we already know the outcome of my conversation with the doctor (me getting a typhoid shot), maybe we could just do it in the reverse order.  I&#8217;m happy to pay for the doc&#8217;s time, if that&#8217;s what&#8217;s required, but I&#8217;m pretty sure I know what&#8217;s happening at the end of the day.<\/p>\n<p>She asked if I had been here before.  Didn&#8217;t we do typhoid then?  <\/p>\n<p>I said that yes, I had been there before.  A year ago, I went to China.  For that trip, I got MMR, Hep A, B, and C, and a tetanus booster.  I had all my paperwork with me from that trip.  <em>This<\/em> year, on a <em>different<\/em> itinerary, I am going to Haiti.  According to the CDC pages that I printed out (the same ones that the doc gave me last year, except up to date), typhoid is the only difference between those destinations.<\/p>\n<p>She expressed confusion, because usually they do typhoid with the batch that I got.<\/p>\n<p>I showed her the papers.  She agreed that I had not been vaccinated for typhoid.<\/p>\n<p>I went on to remind her that what happened last year was: (a) a med student walked me through her printouts of the CDC pages (which I had with me, with the shots I needed already highlighted).  She read off the &#8220;suggested&#8221; vaccinations from the bottom of my printout.   She then allowed me to make up my mind about what I wanted.     After I came to the same decision I had already made, she wrote it up.  Then, the doc came in, shook my hand, approved what had been done, and walked out.  Then a nurse gave me my shots.  <\/p>\n<p>The nice lady said that I need to talk to the doctor to get the recommendations on which vaccinations are needed.  That&#8217;s how it works.<\/p>\n<p>I asked if I could have my primary care physician write a prescription for the shot and just have it filled.<\/p>\n<p>She said no.<\/p>\n<p>I asked if I could just write the check for the doc, and catch up with him on the next go round.  <\/p>\n<p>She said no.<\/p>\n<p>I asked if maybe the med student was available, and I could shake the doc&#8217;s hand in passing.  <\/p>\n<p>She said no.<\/p>\n<p>I asked if anyone else in town provided typhoid vaccination.<\/p>\n<p>She had no idea.  I could ask the doctor.<\/p>\n<p>I accepted my revised appointment.<\/p>\n<p>When I talk to the doc on Thursday next, I anticipate an opportunity to practice my virtues, like patience and kindness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The travel clinic is starting to aggravate me.<\/p>\n<p> <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1193\">Freakin&#8217; Doctors, man<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}