{"id":1177,"date":"2006-04-21T10:54:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-21T05:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1177"},"modified":"2006-04-21T10:54:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-21T05:54:00","slug":"haxxor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1177","title":{"rendered":"Haxxor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like our primary corporate server has been hacked.  Mail, web, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Plus, I can&#8217;t find my wallet.  <\/p>\n<p>And, my parent&#8217;s kitten got hit by a car.  <\/p>\n<p>Keep your head down, that&#8217;s all I&#8217;m saying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like our primary corporate server has been hacked. Mail, web, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Plus, I can&#8217;t find my wallet. <\/p>\n<p>And, my parent&#8217;s kitten got hit by a car. <\/p>\n<p>Keep your head down, that&#8217;s all I&#8217;m saying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1177"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1177\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}