{"id":1155,"date":"2006-04-07T00:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-06T19:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1155"},"modified":"2006-04-07T00:31:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-06T19:31:00","slug":"toontown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1155","title":{"rendered":"Toontown?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ganked from <a href=\"http:\/\/jwz.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">jwz<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.we-make-money-not-art.com\/archives\/008304.php\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.jwz.org\/images\/mitaka14.jpg\" align=right ismap><\/a><em>Inside the apartments, known as Reversible Destiny Lofts, the floor of the dining room slopes erratically, the one in the kitchen is sunken and the study features a concave floor. Electric switches are located in unexpected places so you have to feel around for the right one. A glass door to the veranda is so small you have to bend to crawl out. You constantly lose balance, gather yourself up, and occasionally trip and fall. There&#8217;s no closet space; residents will have to find a way to live there. &#8220;[The apartment] makes you alert and awakens instincts, so you&#8217;ll live better, longer and even forever,&#8221; says Arakawa.  Completed last October, the apartments are selling for $763,000 each &#8212; about twice as much as a normal apartment in that neighborhood.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>See? Being perpetually irritated will make you fucking immortal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ganked from jwz:<\/p>\n<p>Inside the apartments, known as Reversible Destiny Lofts, the floor of the dining room slopes erratically, the one in the kitchen is sunken and the study features a concave floor. Electric switches are located in unexpected places so you have to feel around for the right one. A glass door to the <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1155\">Toontown?<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1155"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1155\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}