{"id":1126,"date":"2006-03-13T23:14:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-13T18:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1126"},"modified":"2006-03-13T23:14:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-13T18:14:00","slug":"the-cone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1126","title":{"rendered":"The cone"},"content":{"rendered":"

I have a band-aid on my neck, about halfway up on the front left. There is a little skin-tag there, and sometimes it gets irritated and requires some antibiotic and a band-aid. No big whoop.<\/p>\n

At karate today, one of the kids asked “why the band-aid?” I looked him in the eye and said “I was chewing myself. This is just until it heals a bit.”<\/p>\n

Then I got to watch that most joyful of things: A human mind crashing, and rebooting. Once he was up and running again, he wandered off. Nobody else asked. <\/p>\n

This is a small example of why I tend to have few friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I have a band-aid on my neck, about halfway up on the front left. There is a little skin-tag there, and sometimes it gets irritated and requires some antibiotic and a band-aid. No big whoop.<\/p>\n

At karate today, one of the kids asked “why the band-aid?” I looked him in the eye and said “I . . . → Read More: The cone<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}