{"id":1122,"date":"2006-03-10T21:51:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-10T16:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1122"},"modified":"2006-03-10T21:51:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-10T16:51:00","slug":"engrish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1122","title":{"rendered":"Engrish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most translation humor gets a pass from me, but this was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rahoi.com\/2006\/03\/may-i-take-your-order.php\">just too good<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img src=\"http:\/\/www.rahoi.com\/images\/blog\/menu\/cucumberhoof.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Sea cucumbers have hoofs?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Most translation humor gets a pass from me, but this was just too good<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Sea cucumbers have hoofs?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}