{"id":1116,"date":"2006-03-08T19:39:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-08T14:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1116"},"modified":"2006-03-08T19:39:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-08T14:39:00","slug":"plan-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1116","title":{"rendered":"Plan 9"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to <a href=\"\">The Register<\/a>, Google is planning a world takeover involving orbital mind control satellites.  Here&#8217;s the proof.  Reminds me of a picture of <a href=\"http:\/\/_earthshine_.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">_earthshine_<\/a>&#8216;s whiteboard.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2006\/03\/08\/google_whiteboard_large.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.theregister.co.uk\/2006\/03\/08\/google_whiteboard_large.jpg\" width=400><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to The Register, Google is planning a world takeover involving orbital mind control satellites. Here&#8217;s the proof. Reminds me of a picture of _earthshine_&#8216;s whiteboard.<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}