{"id":1104,"date":"2006-03-02T08:20:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-02T03:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1104"},"modified":"2006-03-02T08:20:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-02T03:20:00","slug":"simulated-bouncing-boobies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1104","title":{"rendered":"Simulated bouncing boobies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is 100%, totally not safe for work.  <\/p>\n<p>A bra company has a breast bounce simulator.  Not terribly interactive, but it is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shockabsorber.co.uk\/bounceometer\/shock.html\">simulated bouncing boobs<\/a> on the internet.   The wireframe rendering view is sorta creepy &#8230; as is the overall professionalism of the site when combined with the fact that it&#8217;s really just an excuse for some geeks to do a boob simulation and some other geeks to stare at it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is 100%, totally not safe for work. <\/p>\n<p>A bra company has a breast bounce simulator. Not terribly interactive, but it is simulated bouncing boobs on the internet. The wireframe rendering view is sorta creepy &#8230; as is the overall professionalism of the site when combined with the fact that it&#8217;s really just an <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1104\">Simulated bouncing boobies<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1104"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}