{"id":1089,"date":"2006-02-20T23:33:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-20T18:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1089"},"modified":"2006-02-20T23:33:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-20T18:33:00","slug":"update-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1089","title":{"rendered":"Update"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good times hangin’ in Boston today with other LJ-ers. Woot. Still a long drive. <\/p>\n

On to the meat of the matter. You may or may not have heard of the “contract of wifely expectations” that some deviant tried to make his ex-wife sign during the course of their brief and abusive relationship. For those who are curious about where relationships go to die, the Smoking Gun<\/a> has obtained images of the actual document. Note to all humans: This is not cool. To all guys: This doesn’t help. Please don’t do crap like this. Even if you’re kidding, which they guy apparently wasn’t. “You will be naked within 20 minutes of the kids being in bed.” Yeesh. A little window into the wide, wide world of sick. <\/p>\n

In very much better news, the first robin of Spring visited our birdfeeder today. Even better, he brought a girlfriend. Here she is:<\/p>\n

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Good times hangin’ in Boston today with other LJ-ers. Woot. Still a long drive. <\/p>\n

On to the meat of the matter. You may or may not have heard of the “contract of wifely expectations” that some deviant tried to make his ex-wife sign during the course of their brief and abusive relationship. For those . . . → Read More: Update<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1089"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1089"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1089\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1089"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1089"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1089"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}