{"id":1014,"date":"2006-01-06T12:08:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-06T07:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1014"},"modified":"2006-01-06T12:08:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-06T07:08:00","slug":"conspiracy-theories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1014","title":{"rendered":"Conspiracy theories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The hard-line Israeli prime minister turns centrist and quits his party to form a more conciliatory one.  Within weeks, he dies of a brain bleed (not that he&#8217;s dead yet, but he&#8217;s certainly out of commission).  I want to know the whereabouts of every Mossad agent.  This is CLEARLY an assassination from within.  Wait for the Zapruder-style film and the &#8220;magic bullet&#8221; theory about how a very angry, 270 pound, 77 year old man just <em>happens<\/em> to have a stroke.  <\/p>\n<p>12 miners are trapped by an underground explosion.  Initial reports indicate that they survived, but suddenly Those In Power change their tune and all the miners are either dead or in a coma.  CLEARLY something sinister is going on.  I believe that they stumbled onto a cache of alien technology (as shown in the documentary film <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/alien_arsenal\/\">Alien Arsenal<\/a>).  Initial efforts to rescue them turned &#8220;black&#8221; once the authorities realized that a &#8220;cleaner&#8221; was required.  Plus, did you notice how none of the miners was Jewish?  Just like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.orgonelab.org\/MastersOfDeception.htm\">9\/11<\/a>  More Mossad at work, I betcha.  <\/p>\n<p>Finally:  Abramoff leads a lucrative career, taking from the Indian tribes and peddling power with the Congress.  Suddenly, he&#8217;s on trial and squealing like a little piggie.  What happened to his money?  What happened to his influence.  CLEARLY something sinister is going on.  How do you get a man like that to confess all of a sudden?  Why aren&#8217;t his pet politicians protecting him?  <\/p>\n<p>More news to follow.  That&#8217;s just what&#8217;s on the front page today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The hard-line Israeli prime minister turns centrist and quits his party to form a more conciliatory one. Within weeks, he dies of a brain bleed (not that he&#8217;s dead yet, but he&#8217;s certainly out of commission). I want to know the whereabouts of every Mossad agent. This is CLEARLY an assassination from within. Wait for <span style=\"color:#777\"> . . . &rarr; Read More: <a href=\"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/?p=1014\">Conspiracy theories<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1014"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1014\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1014"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1014"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/chris.dwan.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1014"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}